First of all, let me say that I have been asked that question numerous times (and it is usually asked by someone with a silly smirk on his or her face). I have also (and regrettably) attempted to answer this question on occasion.
While this may be a somewhat interesting question, it is also quite a useless question. Therefore, I will not be answering it.
Now, lest anyone charge me with being ill-mannered, let me just explain myself by citing two relevant verses:
In Titus 3:9, Paul instructs young Pastor Titus on this wise: Avoid foolish questions… for they are unprofitable and vain.
Paul also gave young Pastor Timothy the same advice in 1 Timothy 1:4, Neither give heed to fables… which cause disputes rather than godly edifying which is in faith.
Answered by Pastor McShaffrey